<SilentBob> Kim Chee’s next move would shock his contemporaries in the field of archaeology. Instead of returning to the institute which he had founded, Kim Chee accepted a contract from Mister Fuji. The contract called for his full-time services in the World Wrestling Federation.
<CCP> kim chee? really?
<CCP> was his arch enemy Soosh Ee?

<Mt_K3> um, potato sandwiches

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<Mt_K3> i have to tell you a crazy story
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<Mt_K3> future cars will be awesome
<Mt_K3> except the world is going to end in 2012
<Mt_K3> that’s why scientists are working so hard
<Cidsa> cars just get worse and worse
<Mt_K3> need ice cream

<CCP> support are troops
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<Gafwyn> heck YEAH
<Raws> heck yEAH
<Cidsa> I swear you two are the same person
<Raws> way
<Gafwyn> i drink because raws coded me poorly
<CCP> i’m gonna ragequit if you don’t bring back old gaf

<CCP> nate is the best argument against my belief that weed is harmless

<Cidsa> <@Doolan> I only visit perkele in hopes that topbob will get drunk enough to webcam himself naked
<Cidsa> don’t we all

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<Gafwyn> the GAY terrorists?

<mav> “obama’s new unemployment plan will include 3 chicken wings, a free month sub to wow, and a 2 oz bag of weed”

<CCP> also just read an article about soldiers in iraq who murdered a family and raped a 14 year old girl, then killed the girl and burned the house
<Doolan> Man Ebbe
<Doolan> Today I lived one of the dreams of every school student
<OptimusPrimeRib> remember back in the day when raping and pillaging were acceptable

<Gafwyn> then you couldve had sweaty, vomity buttsex
<_Tim_> sounds like a movie i saw once

<Mt_K3_> so, today was the first time someone’s feelings actually got hurt
<Mt_K3_> apparently he got slapped
<Raws> slapped with a dong?
<Raws> slapped with ebbe’s dong?
<Mt_K3_> no, but the poor kid is like 12 or something
<Gafwyn> im disturbed that no one in the history of mankind has had their feelings hurt before today. clearly we’re becoming weak
<Mt_K3_> super hungry right now

<Raws> 1 am taxi duty :(
<Raws> at least it’s just down the beach
<Raws> apparently char’s a little tipsy after some jack johnson concert or something and needs a ride
<Raws> well, that was interesting
<Raws> one of her friends that I just picked up has a creepy crush on me
<Raws> when she got in the car, she took the passenger seat and had a dill pickle in her mouth
<Gafwyn> lol
<Raws> the first thing she said was, “when in doubt, pickles out”
<Raws> I did a o_O
<Gafwyn> are you pickling her now?

<Mt_K3> all i have is a shirt to wear
<Mt_K3> i don’t know what happened to my other clothes

<vindelilla> i am willing to master the thechnique of inserting vuvuzelas into people´s anus with as much hurt as possible…

<Wheaties> Pants pants pants pants pants
<Wheaties> Kitty pretty, rub my tit!
<Wheaties> Oiled bonerette
<Cidsa> what the fuck
<Cidsa> kitty pretty?
<Gafwyn> wait, youre more disturbed by kitty pretty than oiled bonerette?
<Raws> oh #perkele

<Doolan> Japan: the Empire of Vendor Trash

<sab> do you guys think ebbe will let me have a cross stitch kit sent to his home so he can send it here?
<Cidsa> if he doesn’t eat it in a drunken stupor

<Mt_K3> i’ve been thinking lately that zombies should have some kind of regenerative power
<Mt_K3> they are undead
<Mt_K3> shouldn’t they be unfugly?

<Gafwyn> you know, raws
<Gafwyn> i suspect that coding is as close as the human race will ever come to having magic
<Gafwyn> you pair arcane phrasings to create amazing effects, and when you do it wrong terrible things happen. non-sorcerers watching you do it recoil in fear

<Gafwyn> ffff speaking of dreams, i had the craziest dream last night
<Gafwyn> i dreamed that Ebbe become an MMO fanatic and bought extra computers so that he could play WoW, Aion and Lineage at the same time

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<Mt_K3> forums are the best place to find information
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<Mt_K3> um
<Mt_K3> i thought forums were cool
<Mt_K3> until i read through a forum i thought was full of cool people but it turned out to be a bunch of narc idiots

<Gafwyn> i dont even know how to communicate with other human beings without wheaties commands

<Mt_K3> our waitress tonight gave me and my friends condoms with a number packaged in a matchbox case

<Gafwyn> $10 says someone mods a Move controller so that it fits on their dick
<Cidsa> lol
<Gafwyn> the ball at the end is just screaming to be put on the tip of a schlong
<Cidsa> the ball is silly
<Gafwyn> youre just angry because you dont have a dick to put it on
<Cidsa> :(

<vindelilla> i was all hyped up… like “teach, teach, i wanna watch Blackadder, forget about the hold hag at the back and bring some action”...
<vindelilla> and then he said that…
<vindelilla> and i had to explain what´s Blackadder to the class… and the old hag in the back was like “omg, i won´t like that”...
<Morgan> fags

<CCP> sab is 3 failed dates away from being a cat lady

<Doolan> Speaking of which,
<Doolan> I’m going to end up with a humongous left arm

<Wheaties> BUTT BUTT…butt EXPERIMENT!

<Cidsa> .haiku
<Wheaties> Doolan’s massive wang
<Wheaties> I’d buy THAT for a dollar
<Wheaties> Spare a dollar, Raws?

<Wheaties> and something about putting the unnoticed into the butt

<CCP> sorry nate, my opinions are always 100% correct

<Unctuous> what does that mean
<Unctuous> ung
<Unctuous> what does “ung” mean

<Gafwyn> my former roommate’s PMS was hilarious
<Gafwyn> id be in my room and hear a knock on the door, i open it and she’s there and says “Gaf, im going to the store to get some fucking ICE CREAM. do you want anything? im going to get some chocolate and SHIT”
<Gafwyn> as long as she had ice cream and chocolate she was completely tolerable
<Gafwyn> one time we were out of chocolate, so i ran to the store and bought a bunch for her as a “oh, i just happened to be going through the store and was thinking of you gift”. when she was out of the room her boyfriend came over to me and was like “you are the fucking man” and fist-bumped me

<Wheaties> Doolan, I have bad news. It appears that your penis is broken. As your health insurance does not cover this, please make your $5,000 check payable to Dr. Wheaties.
<Gafwyn> poor morgan
<Cidsa> .diagnosis
<Wheaties> Morgan, I have bad news. It appears that your vagina is compacted. As your health insurance does not cover this, please make your $6,000 check payable to Dr. Wheaties.
<Gafwyn> poor doolan
<CCP> i’d ask for a second opinion
<CCP> dools has a dong like a redwood
<Cidsa> I think we see how it broke

<Raws> jesus h. tapdancing christ
<Raws> I just had a real-life anal leakage incident :(
<sney> grose
<Raws> I seriously did something to my body, and it is fighting back
<Raws> I almost ruined a pair of silk boxers and cargo shorts

<Morgan> where’s the penis?

<Doolan> Also dear, do you know an *approximate* pants size for ye?
<Morgan> let me see some of my trousers
<Raws> I tore my finger open on a rose thorn and was bleeding everywhere
<Raws> but Ginger cleaned me up
<Doolan> Dog saliva is a pretty effective antiseptic
<Morgan> I think between 38-40 aprox
<Raws> dog saliva rules
<Doolan> Goody
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<Doolan> And yes, dog saliva is the best thing
<Gafwyn> o_O
<Morgan> have in mind that I have generous thighs
<Gafwyn> O_O

<Morgan> or you can try to spot the floor, go yourself and politely ask if they can shove that music into their ass

<Gafwyn> how does it feel to be a soulja boi, jep?
<Jep> $$$$$$$$$$$$

<mav> crispix, do you not find me attractive?
<Crispix> lolwat
<mav> : (

<Gafgarion> JEP HELP
<Gafgarion> I PEED IN MY EYE
<Gafgarion> I THINK IM GOING BLIND
<Jep> wat
<Gafgarion> IT’S LIKE ACID
<Jep> i’m watching logan’s run
<Gafgarion> QUICK PEE IN YOUR SISTER’S EYE AND SEE IF SHE DIES

<Maveric56> what class, jep?
<Jep> warrior
<Maveric56> okay
<Maveric56> race?
<Gafgarion> black

<Cidsa> jep should get a black girlfriend
<Raws> jep is my black girlfriend

<OptimusPrimeRib> I find that if you stroke your professor’s ideological penis, he will jizz out a good grade

<sab> what’s new in cs5?
<Doolan> Three memory leaks

<CCP> fucking centripetal forces, how do they work

<Raws> oh dang, son
<Raws> we just missed the final liftoff of Atlantis
<Raws> we could’ve watched America punch gravity in the face
<topbob> I was pooping :(

<Gafwyn> LUCKILY FOREX WONT REPLACE RVS AND ARMA FOR ME
<Raws> “hey dools and raws, wanna play this new arma mission I made?” “yeah, gaf!” *we all spawn inside a building* “ok, you guys sit down at those desks over there in front of the terminals. I’ll be watching the ticker on this side”