<Doolan> Clive sort of ruled
<Doolan> One of History’s most magnificent hired thugs
<Wheaties> One of History’s most magnificent hired asss
<Merrin> hired ass FTW

<Wheaties> i am a dangerous typo possibility of the earth

<Gafwyn> John and Yoko were still involved with their own “home movies” and produced Self Portrait which was a slow-motion sequence of John’s penis in a semi erect state. The film was 42 minutes long and was premiered at the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London in September 1969.”
<Cidcrab> i kind of want to see that

<Cidcrab> someone needs to invent something that makes cleaning not suck
<Gafwyn> well dont buy a vacuum cleaner, cidsa
<Gafwyn> those things suck a lot

<Gafwyn> hmm. i was getting laid at 13, but my dick was 100% full-sized
* Gafwyn shrugs

<Gafwyn> .ask helicopter dong
<Wheaties> Helsinki Helicopter: When a ho-bitch rides a dude’s cock whilst spinning in circles and projectile vomiting.
<Gafwyn> wtf
<sab> i’ve done both things, but never at the same time
<Raws> oh god sab
<Raws> why did you tell us that

<sab> i’d like to have nephews and nieces

<Gafwyn> yo wheaties, suck a duck, bro
<Wheaties> kinda sucks but you already are.
<Gafwyn> oh burn

<Morgan> (bounce) hurrah! :*
<Wheaties> (dick) hubutt:*

<mav> I really really really hate our neighbors
<mav> they just got through with a birthday party
<mav> it was awful
<mav> there were drunk people wandering around our house
<mav> peeing on everything
<mav> peeing on our cars
<mav> on our lawn
<mav> on our house
<mav> on our garage door