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The flavoured underwear I promised
Posted: 08 March 2007 09:47 AM  
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I posted this in important stuff because it is quite likely the most important thread I have ever posted. I was unable to secure a trade with someone with cantaloupe and underwear as native resources so I had to settle on chicken flavoured. I hope that this does not cause a problem. I request no-one with skin posts in this RP thread.

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Posted: 08 March 2007 11:25 AM   [ # 1 ]  
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This… THIS is why holybork exists…. it was a vessel, waiting for this post.

It’s done. Lock the forum. The internet is complete.

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Posted: 08 March 2007 02:32 PM   [ # 2 ]  
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This is truly revolutionary. It is not the end, but a new beginning… a new dimension of understanding.

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<LadyOrca> you don’t like shellfish porn?

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Posted: 08 March 2007 02:47 PM   [ # 3 ]  
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Simply epic.

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“Weren’t you a vicious warrior race a thousand years ago? Now you’re the lords of trendy furniture?” - Will Smith

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Posted: 08 March 2007 04:51 PM   [ # 4 ]  
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I am eternally crying for the beauty.

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Lego bestiality.
Esio trot. Esio trot. Teg reggib, reggib.

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Posted: 08 March 2007 05:08 PM   [ # 5 ]  
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By the looks of it, we’ve been visited by a Something Awful goon.

Next Awful Link of the Day - holybork.com!

Even better, our forum featured on their Weekend Web thing. Watch Ross’s server ASPLODE!

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Posted: 08 March 2007 08:23 PM   [ # 6 ]  
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Hooray! I am redeemed.

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Posted: 09 March 2007 03:12 PM   [ # 7 ]  
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Weekend Web would rock.

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Posted: 09 March 2007 05:08 PM   [ # 8 ]  
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Are you kidding me? We would never qualify for Weekend Web. Compared to the Weekend Web archive, holybork.com is like a Baptist ladies’ convention on a Sunday in mid-April with daffodils and tulips for smilies and a button that says “Serve Tea.” At the very least, we’d need a forum titled “Non-Anonymous Skull Sex Advice and Therapy Group.”

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<LadyOrca> you don’t like shellfish porn?

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Posted: 09 March 2007 07:46 PM   [ # 9 ]  
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Do it. DO IT!

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