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Posted: 26 February 2007 01:33 PM   [ # 16 ]  
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Greg and Wes have illustrious careers as librarians ahead of them.

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Posted: 26 February 2007 02:05 PM   [ # 17 ]  
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So is holybork.com now an extension of #dob? We might as well just change everyone’s sig as “likes the cock”.

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Posted: 26 February 2007 02:16 PM   [ # 18 ]  
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There’s no solid structure to this operation. There’s a forum, there’s an IRC channel and now there’s a wiki. Make of it what you wish.

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Posted: 26 February 2007 02:44 PM   [ # 19 ]  
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Posted: 26 February 2007 03:38 PM   [ # 20 ]  
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Wrong.

#dob was in fact a channel first, by a slim margin. But that’s just nitpicking. I agree with Ebbe.

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Posted: 26 February 2007 04:14 PM   [ # 21 ]  
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Mt_K3 - 26 February 2007 03:38 PM

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Wrong.

#dob was in fact a channel first, by a slim margin. But that’s just nitpicking. I agree with Ebbe.

You and Ebbe are both missing Greg’s point. The dumbshit in the IRC channel is taking over the forums.

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Posted: 26 February 2007 04:54 PM   [ # 22 ]  
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Zack - 26 February 2007 04:14 PM

You and Ebbe are both missing Greg’s point. The dumbshit in the IRC channel is taking over the forums.

Allow me to add myself to the list of people missing the point

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Posted: 26 February 2007 06:18 PM   [ # 23 ]  
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Zack - 26 February 2007 04:14 PM
Mt_K3 - 26 February 2007 03:38 PM

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Wrong.

#dob was in fact a channel first, by a slim margin. But that’s just nitpicking. I agree with Ebbe.

You and Ebbe are both missing Greg’s point. The dumbshit in the IRC channel is taking over the forums.

Do you mean the dumbshit or the dumb shit?

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Posted: 26 February 2007 06:41 PM   [ # 24 ]  
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A few edits:

Description of Rhinoceros Sex #069 (draft)

Preamble

We the Disciples of Bork, do hereby establish this Charter of the Borkpaedia. Et mentulae.

Mission Statement

Borkpaedia shall serve to freely mock any information related to Bork, its people, or their activities.

Accepted Uses

The following uses shall be considered incredibly lame. All uses not listed here shall be at the discretion of she-kevin, who may amend this section by executive order.

User Pages
History of Bork
Art Galleries
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Governance

She-kevin shall be appointed to the office of she-kevin extraordinaire, and shall execute the directives of this charter, preside over all Borkpaedia operations, and shall be fully bound by Jep (and she’ll enjoy it). Rulings of the she-kevin shall establish precedent, and will form common law.

Raws and Kevster shall continue selling themselves on the hard streets of southern Topeka, however all editorial decisions shall be made subordinate to the she-kevin, and to this charter.

These appointments shall be for at least the next eight and a half minutes.

Conflict Reson00btion

All users shall have no rights except for Monty.

Other conflicts shall be settled amicably by the parties involved, or by the she-kevin.

Amendment Process

Amendments may be proposed by the everyone except Wes, Greg or Jep, and shall be ignored as long as possible. All amendment resolutions shall be posted nowhere, shall be serviced sexually, and shall be open for votes for not less than sixty nine days, and not to exceed sixty nine hundred days.

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Posted: 26 February 2007 06:47 PM   [ # 25 ]  
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TEAR DOWN THAT WALL

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Posted: 26 February 2007 06:56 PM   [ # 26 ]  
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Raws - 26 February 2007 06:47 PM

TEAR DOWN THAT WALL

I REFUSE TO TEAR DOWN WALLS WITHOUT AN ANGRY MOB!

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Posted: 26 February 2007 07:25 PM   [ # 27 ]  
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Posted: 07 March 2007 04:32 PM   [ # 28 ]  
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Borkapedia is dead… I kinda figured this would happen. We’re just not really big enough to warrent some of the more interesting services Ross keeps offering.

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Posted: 07 March 2007 04:54 PM   [ # 29 ]  
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Greg G - 07 March 2007 04:32 PM

Borkapedia is dead… I kinda figured this would happen. We’re just not really big enough to warrent some of the more interesting services Ross keeps offering.

Oh we’re big enough to warrant the services that Ross is offering, but the question is whether he has enough stamina to put out enough to entertain us for the long term.

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Posted: 07 March 2007 04:59 PM   [ # 30 ]  
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Greg G - 07 March 2007 04:32 PM

Borkapedia is dead… I kinda figured this would happen. We’re just not really big enough to warrent some of the more interesting services Ross keeps offering.

Nah, I don’t think it’s dead. I created it as a fun diversion, meant for people to play around with when they’re bored/want to mess around with something/have a sudden spurt of creativity that does not exactly warrant a post on the forums. Besides that reason, I also worked on it in order to hone my web design/programming skills.

What would you suggest as an appropriate action to take if you indeed believe it is “dead”? Delete it? And are you suggesting I stop development on new projects? Creating tools and content for you guys is what I enjoy (after macking it hardcore with chicks at parties and getting a drunken Ebbe to promote me in #DoB, that is), and I could care less if it fails to hold your attention for more than a few days. All I need in return is a single moment of enjoyment from at least one person wink

As for tmo, I have more than enough stamina, you fool! My level 65 night elf hunter in TEH WORLD ‘O WARCRACK has 236 stam, which adds omfg677HPtomymainstatsandomgmymeleecritrategoeswayupOMFGGJLKHDA;LKJJKS.,NZ;I;lksadhjfpoaisewhales

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