Disciples of Bork

I have returned to Borkness, and my car exploded

2010-06-17T16:04:27-08:00

I have returned, everyone. I’ve been gone a long time and I have now been able to start blogging again. The first thing out of the gate is that my Monte Carlo Z34 caught fire today. lol I leased the car from Credit Connection and the past year I’ve had it and I’ve dumped more money into its repair that I should have had it paid off by now. Now, I don’t have a car, but I’m going to borrow my mother’s van for a while, while I save up a shit load of money for a down payment on a Dodge Challanger. What does everyone think? Anything else new happened? lol

America

2010-07-04T20:35:10-08:00

happy 4th of july to all borkers. since this holiday is about freedom, and we’re all free and america invented freedom, this holiday is for everyone. I would like to celebrate this holiday on this internet by posting many patriotic pictures that celebrate america. also we saved all of you in world war 2 so you have to celebrate it now.

this is king george of england. he was an evil tyrant who wanted to steal america’s money by selling us tea and rape all the scottish women.

this is george washington. he was first a philosopher and invented freedom, but the british were all gay and banned it, so he started an army and invented america.

this is where george washington explained how freedom worked to all the rich dudes in america who hated tea. they all voted to start drinking coffee instead of tea, because they decided tea was british and, thus, gay. also they declared war on britain for crimes against manliness and liberty.

this picture is america defeating the british in the battle of london in the american revolution. america invaded england and took over the country for a while before we got bored and left.

mel gibson fought in the war. all the red coats were pussies and ran away from him and his american flag. he got mad when the british killed his family by lighting them all on fire while they were at church, so invented the american flag spear and killed the british general with it and ended the war.

so america was invented and freed from british tyranny after the war. then we spent like the next 150 years invading pussy countries like mexico and canada and taking their land. then we killed all the indians because they were stupid and still played with bows and arrows.

so then after that we stopped hitler and invented fried chicken and stuff like that. so now the world is free thanks to america and cool and stuff like that.

cool american stuff:

we claimed the moon, so that the soviets wouldn’t make it communist.

we nuked japan because, lets face it, anime is gay and somebody had to stop them.

reagan invented freedom 2.0, where rich people get to keep all their money, since they earned it by working hard and poor people are lazy. and then he singlehandedly ended the soviet union by yelling at the berlin wall.

some patriotic americans

everyone in the USA has guns and we will shoot you if you say something we don’t agree with.

american football is the manliest sport possible.

9/11 changed everything. everything. never forget.

in conclusion: USA is #1 and george bush will invade you if you don’t agree.

E3 2010: It’s that time of year again.

2010-06-14T04:47:52-08:00

So E3 is starting today, but as usual, things are out in the open even before, so I’ll start summarizing what we know so far.

Project Natal is now officially known as Kinect and will be out in November.

The 360 is probably getting a redesign which isn’t official yet, but since the Italian ad had Kinect right it’s likely the rest is as well. Finally with built in wifi so people can stop whining about that.

Killzone 3 is revealed and jumps on the jetpack revival train as well as adding snow. Looks a lot more interesting than Yet Another Brown Game at least.

Marvel vs. Capcom gets Dante and Deadpool, a rather matched pair if I may say so.

Lucasarts shows off The Force Unleashed 2: Now with twice as many lightsabers! I really liked the first one though, especially on easy where you could play unstoppable killing machine with force powers. Hopefully the sequel will be at least as entertaining.

New Gran Turismo 5 Trailer! Completely without release date and in standard GT fashion only shows the replay mode an not the actual gameplay mode. Let’s hope the Sony press conference can give us a new date that they won’t be able to keep for its release.

Super Scribblenauts to add adjectives, such as surfing werewolves.

Rock band 3 adds a real keyboard and a real-ish (102 button) guitar to try to actually learn the players to play the instruments in question.

More to come in the coming days.

Random WTF? picture of the day

2006-05-10T08:51:42-08:00

I’ll start:

LET’S MAKE SOME FUCKING PSOTS

2010-05-04T23:53:41-08:00

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Cataclysm

2010-05-17T11:43:20-08:00

Discuss.

PSN Names

2009-01-02T20:10:38-08:00

So theres a XBL list, a Wii list, and now heres a PSN list.

SilentBobBC is mine.

Mac Steam

2010-03-08T11:47:00-08:00

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/03/steam-mac/
http://gizmodo.com/5488383/steam-comes-to-mac-offers-cross+platform-gaming-free-of-charge

All those years posting on IMG, I remember threads on this subject going into detail about Valve and Apple, Half-Life and Mac, this and that….

Boy, today sure just got a lot better.

What games are you playing right now?

2008-06-26T04:35:24-08:00

Since I just took a shot at the reading and listening post, I couldn’t remember for my life if we ever had a playing… and since I couldn’t locate one in a simple search… I decided to start one here and now.

Currently Playing:

Final Fantasy III (DS)
Zelda: The Minish Cap (GBA)
Rayman: Ravung Rabbids (Wii)
Mario Kart Wii (duh! Wii)
Mario Super Strikers (Wii)
Super Paper Mario (Wii)
World of Warcraft (Mac)
Digital Chocolate Solitare (Mobile)
Lemmings Return (Mobile)

Also recently finished:

Fable (Mac)
New Super Mario Bros (DS)

You can tell I only have my Nintendo consoles with me, can’t you?

Woodlands EP

2010-03-30T03:17:27-08:00

I realize that these forums aren’t exactly flourishing right now, but I don’t care. We made a new free EP with five brand new songs on it. These are not as club oriented as the last one was. It’s more melodic and we kind of wanted to give all the songs kind of the same feel so that they would work together as a whole.

Download by clicking ‘ere!