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Disciples of Bork
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This fell from the sky about 6 months, 4 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, 28 minutes ago, courtesy of Jordan

Don’t stop believing, Bork.

Admin Tomfoolery

This fell from the sky about 10 months, 1 week, 3 days, 18 hours, 45 minutes ago, courtesy of Jordan

After a couple violent and extremely bloody hostile takeovers of the government of our fine website, Ross has finally restored order and banished those responsible.  Actually, he just removed their admin status.  Any violations of the peace will be dealt with swiftly and harshly...in the butt.

Introducing the Borkpaedia

This fell from the sky about 1 year, 8 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours, 2 minutes ago, courtesy of Raws

Horrors abound in DoB’s new wiki! Find out more in this forum thread.

Forum URL Cleaned Up

This fell from the sky about 1 year, 10 months, 2 weeks, 20 hours, 25 minutes ago, courtesy of Raws

Just to let everyone know, the new, hip, in URL to the forums is http://holybork.com/forums, as opposed to the old http://holybork.com/captain_jack/forums (which still works most definitely does not work anymore, if it suits your fancy). The link in the main menu has been modified. Give in to peer pressure and use it, all the cool kids are doing it.

Secret Santa Partners Published

This fell from the sky about 1 year, 10 months, 4 weeks, 14 hours, 32 minutes ago, courtesy of Raws

For those that are involved in our first annual Secret Santa project, the sort is complete, partners have been assigned! Get to it! Right now, the guidelines look something like send anything costing under $50 USD as soon as possible. For more information, as always, see this thread.

This front page is like Death Valley

This fell from the sky about 1 year, 11 months, 1 week, 6 days, 8 hours, 49 minutes ago, courtesy of Raws

A barrage of content will arrive soon, I swear it!

Forums back up

This fell from the sky about 1 year, 11 months, 2 weeks, 1 day, 10 hours ago, courtesy of kevster

Forums are back up: http://holybork.com/captain_jack/forums

Note: Please see this post for some information regarding the forums and site switch.